Stock in Huggies, Anyone??!!!

You have heard of Coffee Talk from SNL well, welcome to potty talk. That is the main topic of my current conversations. After 397 days of unsuccessful potty “learning” ( as the experts call it) I have decided to give up. This statement shows the reality of how unsuccessful my attempts have been. The attempts have been only mine and I surrender. This child and his well meaning mother have tried cheerio aiming, stickers, gum, suckers, chocolate, candy, entire bags of candy, cars, driving my car, eating salty foods, eating cheetos for the rest of his life, playing outside naked, going everywhere naked, watching the drink and pee toy babies and today my decision was sealed as his playdate asked to go on the potty and that little crumbgrinder just laughed and said, “I poop in my pants!” Today’s poop stained diaper count officially five and my status: detached and semi-alive.